Sports Massage isn't just for athletes.
RATES:
30 minute treatment: $65
60 minute treatment: $125
90 minute treatment: $190
120 minute treatment: $250
Yes, when you book an appointment with Loosey Goosey Sports Mobility, you are choosing to receive what people in the industry call “Sports Massage.” However, much like people who buy tennis shoes but don’t actually play tennis, the same goes for sports massage. You do not necessarily need to play a sport to benefit from the services provided.
I charge a flat rate for a specified duration of time. This rate will not be increased or decreased based on the modalities utilized. I do not offer packages or plans. Don’t waste your time looking for a Groupon or a Living Social deal. I won’t run one. I offer a straight up service for a straight up result. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.
Now, go on! Get!
Perhaps the best compliment I can receive is when a client tells me they no longer require my services. (I never said I HAD A BUSINESS DEGREE!) But, I am a realist.
So, seriously. Go on! Get! Ain’t nobody got time for pain!
FYI…I DON’T DRAPE!
I move the body way too much to fuss around with all that sheet nonsense. Please dress to unimpress.
However, keep in mind that treatment is easier when the part of the body being treated isn’t covered in fabric. If we’re treating a shoulder, maybe wear a tank top or a short-sleeved shirt. If we’re treating a hip or a knee, come in shorts. The comfier the clothing, the better. The looser the fabric, the better. The stinkier the feet, the better. The more unshaven the leg, the better.